HALLOWEEN DECOR?

I should leave this for the Friday Confessions at the Colony - but I will "fess up" here.

I opened the blinds in our little den for the first time in months to find MASSIVE cobwebs full of bugs covering the windows. Truly something straight out of a haunted mansion.

Haunted mansions, however, are usually vacant. This one is inhabited by a woman who actually considered just calling the mess decorative until after Halloween...