WHO BUYS THIS STUFF?

I love Jen's catalog posts because I can relate. I get so many catalogs and some of them are full of strange stuff. I have been working on reducing my junk mail so I don't get quite as many now - but there is still some strange stuff coming through my mailbox.

This Acorn catalog is new to me. It has upscale, mostly PBS related items and this:

Why would anyone want this? Much less spend $19.00 for it?

Then I was on Amazon last night looking for things to add to my wish list. I love little surprising things in the garden, but this?

uh, NO!!

Then I was shopping for a cute key chain to put in Ally's Christmas stocking and saw this: in Catalog Favorites:


There is also a BurpMaster version....yeah, who buys this stuff? From the same catalog:

A skull toilet brush holder. I am not sure it is best to suggest that's how frequently your bathroom is cleaned. (Ally asked if we could get this - I am not the right audience for this one, I guess.)