This e-mail came today from a book club friend:
I am passing this on to you, because it definitely works
and we could all use a little more calmness in our lives.
By following simple advice heard on the Oprah show, you
too can find inner peace.
Dr. Oz advised, 'The way to achieve inner peace is to finish
all the things you have started and have never finished.'
So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started
and hadn't finished, and before leaving the house this
morning, I finished off a bottle of white Zinfandel, a
bottle of tequila, a package of Oreos, the remainder of
my old Prozac prescription, the rest of the cheesecake,
some Doritos, and a box of chocolates.
You have no idea how freaking good I feel right now.
Pass this on if you know anyone you think might be
in need of inner peace.