Tuesday, September 15, 2009

MY BAD PARENTING IMPULSE


Tonight is Back to School Night at the high school. I don't want to go. I mean I don't want to go even more than I usually don't want to go.


And why? Not because I never get anything out of going - because I usually do. I could tell the Spanish teacher was a loon and the Geometry teacher was mean spirited. Stuff like that is helpful to know first hand when the kids start complaining.


I don't want go because I don't fit into the desks. I always stand at the back hoping the teacher will not point to me and say "Take a seat" which I have to decline and everyone has turned around to look. Then during passing period they discuss just how big my ass is. Well, maybe I make that last part up.


I also don't want to go because I might miss Glee. High school is much more fun to watch on TV.

3 comments:

Lori R. said...

If I were there, I would be standing in the back along with you! We could discuss all the skinny a**es in the seats!!!

Walker said...

Well, we all know my comment during passing period would be that I'm glad I inherited your ass . . . so is Dan :). I miss you mama.

Jennifer (Jen on the Edge) said...

If I were there, I'd probably try to talk you into skipping it and doing something more fun!